The Alpha-bet, by Scott Hildreth - The funniest adult humor available

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Scott Hildreth's new comic erotica is so funny from beginning to end, that you'll cry. It is a "keeps you guessing" type of read that will always, chapter after chapter, keep you laughing out loud.

 

 

Adult humor like no other. Try it today, on sale for $0.99 through the end of the week.

 

With over 16 reviews, its average rating is 4.7 stars. See Debb's review on Goodreads. She has 1900 books that she has rated, so she's no novice to rating books.....

Christy Cross Book I "The Alpha-Bet"

5 STAR REVIEW

"Be warned this is not a romance with a cuddly HEA, this is a down and dirty raunchy tale of Christy Cross,her best friend Heather and the bet!

I started this book late last night and read thru the wee hours of the morning,I was not able to put it down! Some of the situations that Christy puts herself pretty much had me laughing so hard I started to cry. There's not truly one thing that stands out as the funniest moment for me,it just one thing after another,after another....but I will say I'll never look at mayonnaise the same and I have a new unit of measurement for a certain part of the male anatomy.

But above all,what I really loved about this book was that I didn't know what to expect from moment to moment with Christy and her friend Heather. Scott Hildreth kept me guessing, that to me is a rare find. Not to many books surprise me anymore, there's a standard formula especially in the romance/erotica genre which is fine and I'm not knocking it but it's nice to still surprised.

So thank you Scott Hildreth for keeping me guessing and making me laugh!!!"

Debb on Goodreads (1900 ratings)

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This book is full of sex. FULL. It is NOT a conventional romance novel. It is a comic-erotica. It depicts a woman that is angry at all men, and she is attempting to resolve it sexually...in ways you can only imagine.

This book has dirty, raunchy, descriptive sex. The characters may or may not use protection. The characters may or may not be in a relationship. It has one night stands, hook-ups, FWB situations, DP, FFM, MMF, MM, internet dating, etc.. If you are not prepared for these types of scenes, DO NOT read this book. This book is not for everyone. It is HOT and it is FUNNY. You will laugh out loud in almost every scene.

SYNOPSIS:

Christy Cross drinks, a lot. She's a college student, a black belt in Taekwondo, and works at a coffee shop. Christy is sexually frustrated. Christy had one sexual encounter in her life, as a senior in high school. The experience went so wrong that she has abstained from sex for years...until now....

In a drunken stupor with a friend in a bar, she made a bet. Christy takes bets seriously, and will go to any length to win one. Any length...

She made a bet to try to make her way (sexually) through the alphabet......and she has the summer to complete it. From A-Z. As if this weren't difficult enough, she has to do it in alphabetical order. She is able to use first or last names to check a letter off the list.

What happens is not what she or anyone else expects. Armed with her back pack of necessities, she works her way from one victim to the next, trying to make her way to "Z". Christy quickly finds that she is an alpha-female, she has an insatiable desire to have sex, and she doesn't take any sh*t from anyone, male or female. Her alpha-female escapades get her into a lot of areas that other females can only dream about, sexually speaking…

She now stands for every girl that has had a male abuse or mistreat her in their life. She's taking care of herself and all women, one letter at a time.

This romp, after the seventh chapter, is one sex scene in almost every other chapter. It, again, is not for the meek. It is NOT A ROMANCE NOVEL. This is a comic-erotica. It is fiction, it is funny (to some) and it is full of sex. The sex is descriptive, raw, and unreal. If you enjoyed Beats Hard Rock Harlets, and Strings you'll love this read. If you liked Unattainable, Aching to Exhale, or Viper's run, you may not like this...If you are easily offended, do not read this book. If you are not easily offended, read it at your own risk.

It is entertaining. Very. If you have a sense of humor, and aren't sexually offended.

Have fun, Christy is....

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