"The Alpha-Bet" by Scottt Hildreth on sale for $0.99 As comic as erotica can be

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"The Alpha-Bet" receives solid 5 star reviews on Amazon. A MUST READ for the people that are capable of digesting adult humor. This comic erotica is laugh out loud funny, and sexy as %$#@

Reviews on Amazon are all 5 stars.

"This is definitely NOT a romance novel. The authors synopsis is direct and accurate as to what to expect for this adventure. It truly is a hysterically funny story about Christy Cross who takes her sexual ambivalence into her own hands, by grabbing bitter lemons and making lemonade. Yep, literally. The situations she finds herself, her bestie Heather and numerous other characters in the book in, well, cross every border of the alphabet and beyond. The fact she is always drunk and thinks like a dude is complete and utter lunacy. Which makes you laugh. Yes, laugh, you can do it, it's allowed.
Although all of the characters and chapters in this book are freaking hilarious, for some reason the skateboarding Chuck is just crazy funny. Hope he shows up again some time. Ok, and the liquor store scene. Arggghhh, too many to mention!
I loved this book because it's just effin funny. It's the antithesis of romance, political correctness and doing what is right in it's purist form. It's a middle finger to what is 'normal'. Because who decides what is normal? Will you remain with the flock, or become the black sheep to be yourself?
That's part of what Christy Cross flags in your face. She isn't a cookie-cutter person and in the end, it doesn't matter.
Christy Cross, YOU ARE BOSS. I can't wait to laugh through what she does in her next trip through the alphabet. " - Kindleluvr

 

"Be warned this is not a romance with a cuddly HEA, this is a down and dirty raunchy tale of Christy Cross,her best friend Heather and the bet!

I started this book late last night and read thru the wee hours of the morning,I was not able to put it down! Some of the situations that Christy puts herself pretty much had me laughing so hard I started to cry. There's not truly one thing that stands out as the funniest moment for me,it just one thing after another,after another....but I will say I'll never look at mayonnaise the same and I have a new unit of measurement for a certain part of the male anatomy.

But above all,what I really loved about this book was that I didn't know what to expect from moment to moment with Christy and her friend Heather. Scott Hildreth kept me guessing, that to me is a rare find. Not to many books surprise me anymore, there's a standard formula especially in the romance/erotica genre which is fine and I'm not knocking it but it's nice to still surprised.

So thank you Scott Hildreth for keeping me guessing and making me laugh!!!" - Deborah Clearwater

 

 

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"THE ALPHA-BET" RELEASED IN FULL - Comic Erotica that will have you laughing from page one to the end.

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This book is full of sex. FULL. It is NOT a conventional romance novel. It is a comic-erotica. It depicts a woman that is angry at all men, and she is attempting to resolve it sexually...in ways you can only imagine.

This book has dirty, raunchy, descriptive sex. The characters may or may not use protection. The characters may or may not be in a relationship. It has one night stands, hook-ups, FWB situations, DP, FFM, MMF, MM, internet dating, etc.. If you are not prepared for these types of scenes, DO NOT read this book. This book is not for everyone. It is HOT and it is FUNNY. You will laugh out loud in almost every scene.

SYNOPSIS:

Christy Cross drinks, a lot. She's a college student, a black belt in Taekwondo, and works at a coffee shop. Christy is sexually frustrated. Christy had one sexual encounter in her life, as a senior in high school. The experience went so wrong that she has abstained from sex for years...until now....

In a drunken stupor with a friend in a bar, she made a bet. Christy takes bets seriously, and will go to any length to win one. Any length...

She made a bet to try to make her way (sexually) through the alphabet......and she has the summer to complete it. From A-Z. As if this weren't difficult enough, she has to do it in alphabetical order. She is able to use first or last names to check a letter off the list.

What happens is not what she or anyone else expects. Armed with her back pack of necessities, she works her way from one victim to the next, trying to make her way to "Z". Christy quickly finds that she is an alpha-female, she has an insatiable desire to have sex, and she doesn't take any sh*t from anyone, male or female. Her alpha-female escapades get her into a lot of areas that other females can only dream about, sexually speaking…

She now stands for every girl that has had a male abuse or mistreat her in their life. She's taking care of herself and all women, one letter at a time.

This romp, after the seventh chapter, is one sex scene in almost every other chapter. It, again, is not for the meek. It is NOT A ROMANCE NOVEL. This is a comic-erotica. It is fiction, it is funny (to some) and it is full of sex. The sex is descriptive, raw, and unreal. If you enjoyed Beats Hard Rock Harlets, and Strings you'll love this read. If you liked Unattainable, Aching to Exhale, or Viper's run, you may not like this...If you are easily offended, do not read this book. If you are not easily offended, read it at your own risk.

It is entertaining. Very. If you have a sense of humor, and aren't sexually offended.

Have fun, Christy is....

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Baby Girl, by Scott Hildreth - Erotica that doesnt follow the rules

"BABY GIRL", by Scott Hildreth Amazon site 

Baby Girl, by Scott Hildreth does not follow the rules. It is real, raw, and doesn't pull any punches.

If you have ever wondered if you're submissive, read this novel. If you are submissive, you must read this novel. It will, through the colorfully painted characters, allow you to fully understand what works, what doesn't, and what may be wrong with your relationship.

It isn't like what you've read in the past. It stands alone. If you have ever wondered about an alternative lifestyle, this book is for you.


THIS NOVEL CONTAINS STEAMY sex scenes, explicit language, and discussions regarding alternative lifestyles that some may find offensive. Not intended for young readers.

CAUTION: This is not a typical romance novel. It depicts people as they actually are, imperfect. This novel is told in the POV from the male and female both - in alternating chapters. This series of (3) novels when complete, will cause you to question your love for anyone you've ever experienced in life.

Synopsis:

This is the first book in a series of three in the life of Erik Ead. Erik is a psychiatrist. He rides a motorcycle in a Motorcycle Club. He is tattooed. He is confident to the point of being perceived as arrogant. As the book progresses it is clear that he is merely an alpha male.

Erik does not totally believe in love and he doesn’t live in a mansion - he rides a motorcycle in a MC. He has tattoo's and muscles. He is attractive acting, and looking. He does not have an airplane. Erik is extremely confident, intelligent, real, and knows what he wants. He wants a woman to be devoted to him; with no commitment for love. After meeting 22 year old Kelli, Erik will settle for nothing less than ruining her. What happens is something he never expected.

Two lost souls convinced that love isn't real and they are not wholly capable of giving themselves or their love to one another.

Kelli is a college graduate scheduled to go to a university for graduate school at the end of the summer. She meets Erik, who is older than she is. Immediately she is intrigued by him. She does not tell him about graduate school.

Kelli has never been in a relationship at all. Kelli has spent her life being promiscuous, and using men for sex. Kelli, after meeting Erik, wants to do nothing but please him. Kelli doesn’t quite understand why, and waits on Erik to explain to her why she is the way she is, and what to do next.

When these two begin to spend time together, things begin to change; personalities, interests, and the need for affection. What happens is something that must be experienced by the reader. This book is, again, not watered down. This book has tremendous depth to those that are looking to find it. It will, upon completion, allow you into the minds, hearts, and heads of people as they develop a D/s relationship.

Again, if you have always wondered about what a Dominant/submissive relationship is all about – less the airplanes, mansions, and billions, read Baby Girl. It’s real, it’s raw, and it’s got the hottest, steamiest real sex you can imagine. If you enjoyed Loving Me Trusting You, Withstanding Me, Vipers Run, Hell's Knights, Aching to Exhale, and 50 Shades of Grey, you'll love Baby Girl. This book will open your eyes, minds, and spirits to truly experience what a relationship of any kind is all about, You may learn a little about yourself in the process.

Plan on being up all night, this is a page turner and the sex (according to readers) is off the chain....

AMAZON READER KINDLUVR:
"The first book of the series has definitely piqued my interest. My radar honed in on the amount of alternative lifestyle, personality and behavior that is easily and well explained. In fact, it's quite beautifully written for all three. There is sensitive content tackled, but it is done in a very humble way.
Now, let's get to the steamier side of things...the sex between Kelli and Erik in this little gem is off.the.hook. Kick your heels up and grab something cool to drink cause you won't be able to fan this one out. You WILL find yourself reading over certain parts again AND AGAIN, just to relive them.
Baby Girl is sexy, real-life, honest, provoking, and yes, yes, yes, erotic.
Can't wait for the next book in this series.
Thank you Sir, can I have another?"

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MUST READ EROTICA: "Baby Girl", by Scott Hildreth - 5 star Erotica like no other - alpha male, motorcycles, MC, Tattoos, sex, BDSM, and D/s relationships

http://www.amazon.com/Broken-People-ebook/dp/B00DNMCKRI

This is Adult Erotica like no other you will ever read. Simply stated, you will finish this novel feeling as if every nerve ending is exposed.

In the same fashion as the critically acclaimed Broken People, the author climbs into the head of the reader and stirs emotions. Baby Girl is a graphic adult erotica novel that begins to unfold in this first of three novels telling the story of the life of sexually dominant  Erik Ead.

Erik is the 36 year old son of a single parent, his mother. His father died when he was three, and his mother raised him. Upon returning home from completing his medical school and his residency, his mother is killed by a drunken driver. Searching for answers, and uncertain of his ability to love anyone, he rides a motorcycle to rid his mind of life's harsher offerings.

When he meets Kelli, the 22 year old daughter of a wealthy BMW dealership owner, they both agree to have a no strings attached sex only relationship...for the summer. Unaware of Kelli's commitment to attend grad school at the end of the summer, Erik makes mental plans for the advancement of a potential relationship, and allows himself to begin to heal.

Kelli, at least initially, is in the relationship for sex and to learn of the intricacies of a Dominant/submissive relationship.

This book is real, it is raw, and it will open your soul for a search of who you truly are, sexually. You will find a little bit of yourself in one or all of these characters.

This is not the typical romance, or erotica. It is not fairy tale romance, nor is it any form of fantasy. It is real people, real circumstances, and real dialogue. It hits hard, and it hits in a fashion that will cause you to second guess what you're doing in your relationship. If you have ever really wondered about yourself, sexually, you'll have the answers upon a complete read.

The series, when completed, will leave you speechless. Intended to be read as a series, but each book can be enjoyed as a stand-alone novel.

Sex scenes are real, raw, and unlike what you're used to. If you're easily offended by the use of expletives, this book is not for you.

As one reviewer already stated, "Christian who? Give me an Erik Ead..."

Precisely.

Give me an Erik Ead.